Tuesday, May 30

My Two New Roommates

Yesterday my quiet Chinese roommate moved out and was promptly replaced by 2 young, loud, gay black men. Not only has the stifling heat of summer arrived but now I have my very own soap opera next door. My life is officially hell now. They are forever fighting, locking themselves in the bathroom for attention, calling each other names and threatening to leave each other every five minutes. It wouldn't be so bad if (a) they would let me use the bathroom every now and then, (b) stop walking around the place in their undies all day. I'm pretty liberal minded but I can only take so much.

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